Favorite Five Scary AEC Marketing Costumes
Posted on Sep. 28, 2023 / Favorite Five / Subscribe 0
AUTHOR: Jenn Robertson Contact
Halloween is approaching, which brings the annual question of which costume you’ll be wearing this year. Sure, you could go trendy (Barbie & Oppenheimer), pop-culture inspired (one of Taylor Swift’s eras), or classic (witch, zombie, etc.), but why not wow your friends and family with an AEC marketing inspired costume? I’ve compiled a list of some of the scariest costumes I can think of, along with what you’ll need to bring it to life!
1. An RFP with strict formatting guidelines
What you’ll need:
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Less than 20 pages
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One inch margins
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Minimum 12-pt font
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7 spiral bound hard copies
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“This page not included in page limit” callouts
2. A cloudy photoshoot day
What you’ll need:
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An untrustworthy weather report
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“Artsy” exterior shots
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The Photoshop “brightening” tool
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A surplus of interior images
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A rescheduled shoot date
3. A Tuesday due date after a Monday holiday
What you’ll need:
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An abundance of “out of office” messages
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Mixed feelings about the long weekend
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Multiple follow up emails
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A hamburger that just doesn’t taste as good with a side of overwhelming dread
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A 12 pm deadline time, if you want to up the scare factor
4. State/Federal Forms
What you’ll need:
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A Microsoft word document with wonky formatting
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Clippy the “helpful” paperclip, if you want to go old-school
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Inserted page breaks
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Various pieces of project information that you’ve never even considered before
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Times New Roman
5. That one project from 20 years ago that the team wants to include in a proposal
What you’ll need:
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Archive folders
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Promises that the project had the perfect image, if we can only find it
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Google searches
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Three other projects with similar names that gave you false hope
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Dust
Happy haunting!



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